Our next contender, Ladies & gentlemen, is Diva Dive from Derbyshire. She runs towards the vault board … and up She goes … a back one-and-a-half somersaults with a twist … and She lands with both feet on the slave’s stomach. Excellent landing! Now it’s up to the judges … Execution: 8.0, Degree of Difficulty 8.5, Landing 9.0! Very good! Next one up is Summer Somersaults from Summerhill … perfect run … reverse two-and-a-half somersaults with two twists! Her landing is excellent, right on the slave’s face! Is there a plastic surgeon in the house? Haha, jolly nice! Here are the results: Execution: 8.5, Degree of Difficulty 9.0, Landing 9.0. Very well done! The next contender is Lady Trampoline from Trondheim, Norway. No way, Norway? Yeah baby! Just minutes ago She did Her famous Jump Rope Warmup Routine: rope jumping on Her slave’s lower back, while “whipping” him in a weird sense of the word at the same time. And here She comes … man, She’s going fast and … up She goes! Look at that: a back two-and-a-half somersaults with two twisted twists! She lands right on the slave’s chest and I swear I heard a rib crack. Marvellous! Let’s wait for the judges, because this is going to be sensa- … look, look: Execution: 10.0, Degree of Difficulty 10.0, Landing 10.0!! Are you kidding me! Are you fucking kidding me! This is absolutely insane, Ladies & gentlemen! I’m jumping for joy!