What can I say, She said, shrugging Her shoulders apologetically, I’m a skilled, strong and competitive wrestler.
I almost grinned, because She didn’t look muscular at all. Or strong, for that matter.
You like it, don’t you, when a Woman is physically stronger than you?
It was probably a rhetorical question, because She didn’t wait for an answer. Instead, She looked at me from head to toe, shook Her head and smirked. Without warning She grabbed me by the ear, dragged me to the wrestling mat and forced me down on my back. She quickly lowered Herself on top of me and held me in a tight schoolgirl-pin.
Come on then, big boy, She said, show Me what you got.
And so I struggled frantically to get Her off me, but I couldn’t.
Is that all you got? Seriously? She sounded astonished. Come on, put some back into it!
So I tried again, making all kinds of weird sounds in the process. It was pathetic.
You’re such a weakling! She said. Well, time to teach you a lesson and show you who’s boss.
What followed was one of the most incredible, memorable and backbreaking hours of my life. She head-scissored the bejesus out of me, smothered me silly, twisted my arms in the most unnatural angles, choked me nearly unconscious, put me into a painful camel-clutch and an even more painful armbar. She tossed me around like a rag doll, there is no other way of putting it. It was miraculous. I’ve never been so helpless in my life. I swear to God, She could fold me in half, put me in an enveloppe and send me to a far away land. What a Woman!
I almost grinned, because She didn’t look muscular at all. Or strong, for that matter.
You like it, don’t you, when a Woman is physically stronger than you?
It was probably a rhetorical question, because She didn’t wait for an answer. Instead, She looked at me from head to toe, shook Her head and smirked. Without warning She grabbed me by the ear, dragged me to the wrestling mat and forced me down on my back. She quickly lowered Herself on top of me and held me in a tight schoolgirl-pin.
Come on then, big boy, She said, show Me what you got.
And so I struggled frantically to get Her off me, but I couldn’t.
Is that all you got? Seriously? She sounded astonished. Come on, put some back into it!
So I tried again, making all kinds of weird sounds in the process. It was pathetic.
You’re such a weakling! She said. Well, time to teach you a lesson and show you who’s boss.
What followed was one of the most incredible, memorable and backbreaking hours of my life. She head-scissored the bejesus out of me, smothered me silly, twisted my arms in the most unnatural angles, choked me nearly unconscious, put me into a painful camel-clutch and an even more painful armbar. She tossed me around like a rag doll, there is no other way of putting it. It was miraculous. I’ve never been so helpless in my life. I swear to God, She could fold me in half, put me in an enveloppe and send me to a far away land. What a Woman!
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